Q: Why Cosmic Terror Effects?
A: Because music should be loud, chaotic, and unforgettable. Each pedal is a one-of-a-kind creation, built by a musician who does this out of love for the craft—not as a full-time job. I focus on unique designs, monstrous volume, and tones that inspire cosmic-level chaos.
Q: Why are your effects so expensive?
A: Every unit is handcrafted with through-hole PCBs and carefully selected components—no SMD, no mass-production shortcuts. Made in tiny batches, each pedal has maximum character and delivers enormous sonic impact.
Enclosures are chemically etched and patina-treated, giving each one a distinct, otherworldly finish. With a black soft-click footswitch and a smooth, glossy surface, every pedal is as much a tactile, visual, and sonic experience as it is a tool for pure chaos.
Q: Are you still building cabinets? I read you quit?
A: For now, custom Cosmic Terror Cabinets are on hiatus. Books are closed.
Don’t worry—I’ll be back.
Q: Can I cancel my order after building has begun?
A: Yes, but beware: 30% restocking fee (excluding shipping). No refunds for indecision.
Q: Do you offer a payment plan/layaway?
A: 50% deposit starts your order, balance plus shipping when it’s done. Contact me for details.
Q: Turn-around time?
A: 9–16 weeks, depending on backlog. Once complete, you’ll get tracking info. 2022 orders are closed—join the 2023/24 waiting list or ask about stock cabinets: cosmicterrorcabs@gmail.com
Q: Who do you use for shipping?
A: TNT, UPS, or Iloxx in Europe. Outside Europe? Contact me. US shipping is pricey (€350–€1200). Got a cheaper way? Share it.
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Yes. Taxes, tariffs, landing costs, etc., are on you.
Q: Can I pick up my order instead?
A: Dortmund pickup is fine. Contact me.
Q: What if my cabinet is damaged or lost in shipping?
A: All packages ship with Declared Value and Signature Required for protection. If anything goes wrong, contact the shipper first—they handle claims for damage or loss. We’re happy to assist as well. Fortunately, every single cabinet has arrived safely in the past.
Cabinets
Covered for 2 years against manufacturer defects (speakers excluded).
Modifications void the warranty, so please avoid altering your cabinet.
Effects Pedals
Enjoy a lifetime warranty under normal use. Modifications of any kind, as well as damages caused by the customer, are not covered by the warranty
Returns & Reporting Issues
Returns accepted only if we make a mistake.
Report any issues within 7 days of receiving your order.
Test everything as soon as it arrives to catch any problems early.
Shipping issues are the responsibility of the customer. We generally don’t pay re-import taxes for repairs, make sure to send it as a return or gift to avoid this issue. Otherwise the courier company will send it back to you.
Q: What materials are your cabinets made of?
A: 18mm birch plywood. Want something exotic? Ask.
Q: What type of joints?
A: Half-through dovetail. Stronger than your excuses.
Q: Can I get speakers in my cabinet?
A: Yes. We can fit any speaker—or recommend one if your ears are indecisive.
Q: Do you offer custom configurations?
A: Absolutely. Bring me your twisted ideas.
Q: Do you sell cabinets unloaded?
A: Yes. Contact me for a price.
Q: Is it possible to test cabinets?
A: Sure! Visit the showroom aka the Bunker. Bring courage.
Q: Why is my matte black cabinet not shiny?
A: Because it’s matte. Not glossy. Read carefully.
Q: Do you sell used cabinets?
A: No.
Q: Can you help me build my own cabinet?
A: No.
